Following the news that Serbian TV journalist, Katarina Sreckovic, has been banned from Red Star Belgrade’s stadium for being too attractive, we thought we’d take a look at some of Barcelona’s finest and ask: Which players’ wives would be banned from the Nou Camp?
Of course, judging the beauty of anyone is a subjective process, but as a benchmark we thought we’d use Topless Casino as a guide. The new gaming platform appears to employ some of the best looking croupiers in Europe, so we thought that if a WAG is good enough to deal some cards at Topless Casino, then she’d be good enough for a touchline ban!
Shakira – Top of our list and easily attractive enough to distract the player, Gerard Pique’s other half is one of the feistiest females in La Liga. On top of being a star in her own right, Shakira’s Columbian passion and smouldering looks make her a huge hit with those both on and off the pitch.
Polly Parsons – The girlfriend of Thomas Vermaelen is only second on our list because she’s not quite as famous as Shakira. However, star power aside, Polly Parsons is arguably one of the best looking WAGs in La Liga and someone that would definitely cause a distraction pitch side.
Sofia Balbi – Luis Suarez might not be the best looking footballer in the world, but thanks to his elegance with a ball, he’s been able to score a stunning wife. Sofia Balbi might have had two children, but she’s certainly not lost the looks that helped her meet one of the world’s finest (if a little bitey) footballers.
Elena Galera – Despite being linked to the notoriously private Sergio Busquets, Elena Galera has managed to catch the attention of the media with her Latin looks. Always well presented and ready to pose for a picture, Galera is one of the most naturally beautiful women in Barcelona’s WAG roster.
Coral Simanovich – From Tel Aviv, Israel, Simanovich now calls Barcelona home after hooking up with Sergio Roberto. Aside from being a model, Simanovich is studying to become a fashion designer at Shenkar.
Before we finish, we want to make it clear that we don’t support the objectification of women by their looks alone; something Topless Casino seemingly does. Any reference to the women in our list is done with respect and in the name of light humour.
In fact, everyone here and across La Liga in general, would probably be hugely upset of Barcelona followed in the footsteps of Red Star Belgrade and banned any of our WAGs from the Nou Camp’s touchline.